Season finale scorecard: Weddings! Deaths! Pregnancies! Arrests! Cyndi Lauper!

As we enter the last leg of the season, plot twists piling up on all sides, you can do one of two things: You can let the tension get to you and bite your nails down to nubs, or you can make fun of the suspense by trying to guess what's going to happen to whom. Of course, you don't have to guess which option I'm in favor of. As you will see below, I went ahead and compiled a by-the-numbers list of almost-spoilers -- all of which take place within the next two weeks. Now it's your turn. Connect the dots to answer your own burning questions. I'll even give you a (big) hint: At least one incident from the list pertains to the finales of each of the following shows: Desperate Housewives, 30 Rock, House, Ugly Betty, The Office, CSI: NY, Smallville, Supernatural, How I Met Your Mother, Prison Break, Lost, Gossip Girl, 90210, Grey's Anatomy, 24, and Bones. Mind you, in spite of appearances to the contrary, I can't know everything, so there may be a surprise or three that isn't mentioned below. But this rundown ought to be comprehensive enough to keep you up nights. Enjoy! (FYI: This list applies to regular or recurring characters, not random guest stars.)

Number of couples tying the knot: 4
Number of positive pregnancy tests: 2
Number of couples (maybe) having sex for the first time: 2
Number of confirmed fatalities: 7
Number of first-time love confessions: 2
Number of possible fatalities: 4
Number of babies born: 2*
Number of presumed-dead characters returning (in the flesh or as a hallucination): 3
Number of characters sent directly to jail (or taken into custody): 4
Number of former loves resurfacing: 2
Number of Cyndi Lauper cameos: 1
Number of characters converting to Scientology: 0
Number of car crashes: 2
Number of characters institutionalized: 2
Number of first kisses: 2

* One of the two births takes place during a time jump.

Think you can match the season-ending events with the shows they take place on? Take your best shot in the comments section! Oh, and you shouldn't necessarily read anything into the photo collage above. There could be some clever misdirection at work there.

source : ew